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Monday Pick Me Upper: Feminist Jokes

March is Women's Month so here are some jokes for you wonderful women out there.

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat- Shirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'

'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'

He yelled back, ' Liverpool .'

And they say blondes are dumb...


A couple are lying in bed.

The man says,'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'

The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'


'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'

'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.


Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumour


A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary.

On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.

The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.

Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.

The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...

Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!

Gotta love that fairy!


Dear Lord,

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;

Love to forgive him;

And Patience for his moods.

Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,

I'll beat him to death. (Yeah, with our Bamboo shades. I heard that bamboo is the best material for these things. Ask the Chinese! lol)

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Q: Why do little boys whine?

A: They are practising to be men.


Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?

A: Trustworthy.


Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

Have a great week everyone!


  1. AHLAVEET!! The prayer's my favorite. I posted it in my blog...hope you don't mind

  2. Love it! Got my chuckle on thanks to you. ;-}

  3. Very. VERY. Funny.

  4. Too funny! I am blonde too (well, at least that is what my hairdresser and I are saying to everyone!)

  5. Glad to have made you gals laugh! Happy Women's Month!

  6. HA HA! Good ones. I love them!

  7. So loving the prayer too...and it's sooooo apt!

  8. Love the "..40th wedding anniversary..." But very true i'm afraid-we women are really far more loyal and romantic than men!

  9. You have an award/meme tag over at my place that I think you will like. Come by and check it out.

  10. these are wonderfull...
    this gna show z machoS tht women are not plays..
    once i asked a men what do you think of "women", guess wat he said?? "We men".

    i immediately tld if women had not been here thn You Men would not av xisted..

  11. So I guess I'm sure now that feminism is a clever excuse to man bash and hate. I guess women are good at one thing.....


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