Monday, August 23, 2010

Monday Pick Me Upper: The Hairdryer Story


Getting a hairdryer through Customs...A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her "Father, may I ask a favour?" "Of course child, what may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hairdryer for my Mother's birthday, which is unopened and well over the Customs' limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the Priest go ahead of her. The official asked "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead Father. Next!"

Photo credit: arvidr

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