Monday, March 2, 2009

MONDAY PICK ME UPPER: Why It's Better to Be a Woman

There's a long list at Cool Funny Jokes. Here are my top picks.
  1. We got off the Titanic first.
  2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
  3. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
  4. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
  5. Taxis stop for us.
  6. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
  7. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
  8. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
  9. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
  10. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
  11. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
  12. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
  13. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
  14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
  15. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
Need I say more?

5 comments:

  1. I like the Monday Pick Me Uppers! =)

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  2. I can so relate to most of the list but I had to smile at the last one. Hubby never would ask for directions and now he doesn't have to since he got a GPS system for Christmas. Our kid knows her daddy.

    I need you to send me the link again. For some reason it didn't come through in your email. Thanks!

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  3. Hi Angel! Nice to see you here. :)

    Delaney: Lucky hubby huh? Will send the link through email...

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  4. "If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot." Love that one..lol.True isn't it?How often do you find women in relationships with men who are young enough to be their sons!!But for some reason men don't mind dating 'minors' at all!!

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