Monday Pick Me Upper: Redneck Computer Definitions


My husband's a redneck, and he says that I am the Filipino version. So here is a list of computer terms, defined according to a redneck's perspective. (Thanks to Jokepier.)
BACKUP: What you do when you run over a skunk in the woods.
BAR CODE: Theme’s the fight’s rules down at the local tavern.
BUG: The reason you give for calling in sick.
BYTE: What your pit bull dun to cousin Metro.
CACHE: Needed when you run out of food stamps.
CHIP: Pasture muffins that you try not to step in.
COMPUTER TERMINAL: Time to call the undertaker.
CRASH: When you go to Junior's party uninvited.
DIGITAL: The art of counting on your fingers.
DISKETTE: A female Disco dancer.
FAX: What you lie about to the IRS.
HACKER: Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking.
INTERNET: Where cafeteria workers keep their hair.
KEYBOARD: Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.
MAC: Big Bubba's favorite fast food.
MEGAHERTZ: How your head feels after 17 beers.
MODEM: What yaw do when the grass gets too high.
MOUSE PAD: Where Mickey and Minnie live.
NETWORK: Scoop’s up a big fish before it breaks the line.
ONLINE: Where you stay when taking the sobriety test.
ROM: Where the pope lives.
SCREEN: Helps keep the skitters off the porch.
SERIAL PORT: A red wine you drink with breakfast.
SUPERCONDUCTOR: Amtrak's Employee of the year.
Now that's why he is always ONLINE... ;)

Photo courtesy of Emmitsburg

Comments

  1. very cute!

    hey girl, you are entered in the giveaway! Cheerios is mailing the bracelets and they gave no country limitations as the Women Heart is worldwide cause.

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  2. @D: YAY!

    @Mel: How have you been? See you in FB later...

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  3. Hard drive : hauling a full load of feed up the hill to the barn.

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