Monday, March 30, 2009

Monday Pick Me Upper: Redneck Computer Definitions


My husband's a redneck, and he says that I am the Filipino version. So here is a list of computer terms, defined according to a redneck's perspective. (Thanks to Jokepier.)
BACKUP: What you do when you run over a skunk in the woods.
BAR CODE: Theme’s the fight’s rules down at the local tavern.
BUG: The reason you give for calling in sick.
BYTE: What your pit bull dun to cousin Metro.
CACHE: Needed when you run out of food stamps.
CHIP: Pasture muffins that you try not to step in.
COMPUTER TERMINAL: Time to call the undertaker.
CRASH: When you go to Junior's party uninvited.
DIGITAL: The art of counting on your fingers.
DISKETTE: A female Disco dancer.
FAX: What you lie about to the IRS.
HACKER: Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking.
INTERNET: Where cafeteria workers keep their hair.
KEYBOARD: Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.
MAC: Big Bubba's favorite fast food.
MEGAHERTZ: How your head feels after 17 beers.
MODEM: What yaw do when the grass gets too high.
MOUSE PAD: Where Mickey and Minnie live.
NETWORK: Scoop’s up a big fish before it breaks the line.
ONLINE: Where you stay when taking the sobriety test.
ROM: Where the pope lives.
SCREEN: Helps keep the skitters off the porch.
SERIAL PORT: A red wine you drink with breakfast.
SUPERCONDUCTOR: Amtrak's Employee of the year.
Now that's why he is always ONLINE... ;)

Photo courtesy of Emmitsburg

4 comments:

  1. very cute!

    hey girl, you are entered in the giveaway! Cheerios is mailing the bracelets and they gave no country limitations as the Women Heart is worldwide cause.

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  2. @D: YAY!

    @Mel: How have you been? See you in FB later...

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  3. Hard drive : hauling a full load of feed up the hill to the barn.

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