Monday, January 19, 2009

Monday Pick Me Upper: The Beginning


Doing my daily blog rounds on Saturday, I came up with the idea of starting something new in my own blog. Meleah has her Friday Funnies, which never fail to make you laugh. Delaney has her everyday chuckles, wherein you will find funny and beautiful pictures.

I thought I would do something to make myself (and hopefully others) be a tad bit happier that it's a Monday. I strongly dislike Mondays. Here I am, it's 9:30 on a Monday morning, after (finally) getting some sleep at around 2 or 3. So this is really more for me than anything else (yeah I have an underlying motive).

What's my pick me upper for the week?

TOP TEN EXCUSES FOR FALLING ASLEEP AT YOUR DESK


"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

"I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."

"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"

"Amen"

"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."

"Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"

"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."

"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

"Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

"Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

I think what I (unthinkingly) told my boss when she woke me up one time was better though - "How dare you wake me up?" (She hates excuses more than anything else.)

Happy Monday!

Thanks to Funny Office Jokes for the list and media.techeblog.com for the pic


5 comments:

  1. I like the excuses, actually had some pretty good ones there. I look forward to seeing these in the future. Thanks for the shout out by the way :-}

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  2. Hey Noemi, drop by my blog, I have something for you! :-}

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  3. Love it. And yeah having a theme day makes blogging even more enjoyable!

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  4. Vicki - now we have set responses to choose from!

    Meleah and Delaney - thanks for the idea!

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