Saturday, November 29, 2008

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

I read this from one of the funnest blogs I visit regularly. Thanks, Meleah for allowing me to copy this story:

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, “Will you marry me?”

The girl said, “NO!”

And the girl lived happily ever after.

She went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn’t get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn’t save money, and had all the hot water to herself.

She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore friggin’ lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self-esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.

The. End.

5 comments:

  1. I am sure the story has a another side....the guy's side. I am sure he lived happily too. Just joking. It is interesting to see how marriage can make people happy and "no marriage" can also make people happy. Nice blog.

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  2. Subrayogo - yes, I seem to remember reading the man's version. Let me look for it.

    Ha ha Vicki, I knew you'd appreciate this. ;)

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  3. you are very welcome. Im glad you liked it as much as I did. xoxox

    Oh, and thanks for the nod!

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  4. Anytime Meleah - btw, there IS a man's version of this, right? I seem to remember reading it in your blog too.

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