Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Chuck Norris's tears cures cancer...

...too bad he doesn't cry. Sometimes I wish I didn't as well.

How's this for a fun end to a working day? Am, Earl, and I went over http://chucknorrisfacts.com/ and ended up laughing hysterically. These "facts" are so inane you just can't help but laugh. Here are a few of my favorites:
-There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
-Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

-Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
-Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Saving the best for last - How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

Check out the site for more of these. It's a good way to ignore the realities of life. Ha ha escapist!

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